For Heaven Admin's eyes only
No one else is supposed to read this blog entry further. It is private. Can you be trusted with an honor system? Stop now, and go no further unless you happen to be Heaven Admin.
Dear Heaven Admin,
When you were in Fairfield, you had a big wonderful black back-pack, and you left it here. You left it here because you picked up another great back-pack.
This one, the one you left behind, is a wonderful size, and I have sometimes used it since you left but only when I required a really big back-pack. Of course, I was saving your back-pack for you for the day you come back. It was always Heaven Admin's back-pack, and I was, of course, saving it for you. I never thought it was mine.
I have to confess something to you. I hope you won't be too upset.
Lauren was visiting here, and look what she did to your simple big black back-pack:
I fear that you will no longer want your big black back-pack back.
There is no way to undo this. I hope that this will not be too upsetting for you, and that you will forgive Lauren. It just so happened I had a new package of Neon & Glow Fabric Paint lying around, and the temptation was too great for her.
With love and blessings,
Gloria
P.S. Try to say "big black back-pack back" fast five times. Try to say it even once!
Comments
That is so beautiful! Lauren transformed a dull boring big black back-pack into something vibrant and alive. I love it! I want my big black back-pack back.
Does Lauren do commissioned work?
How you make me smile and laugh. Senor, I somehow can't picture you with this decorated big black back pack. :)
I suppose no one else will dare to comment because they weren't supposed to read this very confidential blog entry.:)
How could I not take you up on this dare? Have I ever failed to violate any of your imposed rules, dear Gloria? Of course, as soon as I read that I shouldn't read any further, that's exactly what I did. But then you knew I would, didn't you?
My question, now, is will Heaven Admin come back to reclaim his beautifully adulterated back-pack? We already know he likes the changes Lauren had the audacity to make on his personal property. Will he come back to retrieve it, or will you bring it to him? You know you two belong together and this back-pack may be a perfect excuse.
You have surpassed yourself! You are a super sleuth!
As a matter of fact, just yesterday I found out I would be going to Heaven Admin before he comes here. So, yes, Chuck, I will take it to him!
When Heaven Admin sees the brightness of this back-pack and has to put sun glasses on, he might not want it anymore.
...a big black back-pack back-a big black back-pack back-a big black back-pack back... I am getting crazy.