No one else is supposed to read this blog entry further. It is private. Can you be trusted with an honor system? Stop now, and go no further unless you happen to be Heaven Admin.
Dear Heaven Admin,
This one, the one you left behind, is a wonderful size, and I have sometimes used it since you left but only when I required a really big back-pack. Of course, I was saving your back-pack for you for the day you come back. It was always Heaven Admin's back-pack, and I was, of course, saving it for you. I never thought it was mine.
I have to confess something to you. I hope you won't be too upset.
Lauren was visiting here, and look what she did to your simple big black back-pack:
I fear that you will no longer want your big black back-pack back.
There is no way to undo this. I hope that this will not be too upsetting for you, and that you will forgive Lauren. It just so happened I had a new package of Neon & Glow Fabric Paint lying around, and the temptation was too great for her.
With love and blessings,
P.S. Try to say "big black back-pack back" fast five times. Try to say it even once!