Solution to Clutter

I have a sure-fire solution to the clutter problem. I don't know if this will work for everyone, but it is working for me.

You may say it's an odd solution, yet, as I said, it is working for me.

All I have to do is drink some yerba mate tea or green tea in the morning! That's all! That's it!

When I sip a cup of either of these teas, I become wired. Wired, I am a mile a minute! Wired, I am an Obsessive De-Clutterer! [O.DC.]

You should see me go. I have a perfectly organized closet now. I myself am amazed. I have the zip to move things and clean under them. I can put things back in their rightful place, or I can give them away without remorse.  I have arrived!

So long as I drink one of these two teas every morning, I find myself sweeping floors every day -- for pleasure! I pick up specks from the floor by hand. I see something out of place from a mile away, and I get up and take care of it. I am a wonder!

There are rooms that are still in the Before stage, however. My office, for example. And a room upstairs that has been piled-up with all the items I couldn't quite make a decision about and planned to get to later.

Now, armed with my new formula, I will make quick work of these rooms. In the whisk of an eye, every room of my house will soon be Zen, and I will have a perfectly neat house at last, thanks to yerba matte and green tea.

To be totally and irrevocably decluttered, it seems to me, would be like Heaven.